earsex

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The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

earsex by recipher August 27, 2005

Words you can keep

earsex

*having sex in the ear*

No.

Hot guys.

EARSEX!

Everyone-"where"??

earsex by you suck October 9, 2003

Related Words

earsex • Earsexual • Ear sex sounds • Ear Sexual Assault • Earsey • Earse • Earserved • Banana ear sex • Platonic Ear Sex • Ear Expander

earsex

A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.

J: Earsex!
A: Where?
P: No way, total earfart.
J: Na uh.

earsex by Earsexyness October 9, 2003

Ear Sex

The sweet sweet orgasm felt when cleaning your ears with a Q-Tip.

My favorite part after a shower is the ear sex.

Ear Sex by Dragnier August 9, 2017

Ear Sex

When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.

I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....

Ear Sex by MicJaiy May 17, 2005

Ear Sex

1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.

Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.

Ear Sex by N/A October 27, 2003

Earserved

To observe with your ears. To listen.

Tori: Have you not observed the emo song?
Tori: Ehh..I mean..observed with your ears..
Tori:..listened to.
Izzy: Earserved.
Tori: Yes

Earserved by spinme August 14, 2007

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026