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*having sex in the ear*

No.

Hot guys.
EARSEX!

Everyone-"where"??
earsex by you suck October 9, 2003
A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.
J: Earsex!
A: Where?
P: No way, total earfart.
J: Na uh.
earsex by Earsexyness October 9, 2003
The sweet sweet orgasm felt when cleaning your ears with a Q-Tip.
My favorite part after a shower is the ear sex.
Ear Sex by Dragnier August 9, 2017
When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.
I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....
Ear Sex by MicJaiy May 17, 2005
1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.
Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.
Ear Sex by N/A October 27, 2003

Earserved 

To observe with your ears. To listen.
Tori: Have you not observed the emo song?
Tori: Ehh..I mean..observed with your ears..
Tori:..listened to.
Izzy: Earserved.
Tori: Yes
Earserved by spinme August 14, 2007
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