earsex

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

by recipher August 27, 2005

earsex

*having sex in the ear*

No.

Hot guys.

EARSEX!

Everyone-"where"??

by you suck October 9, 2003

earsex

A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.

J: Earsex!
A: Where?
P: No way, total earfart.
J: Na uh.

by Earsexyness October 9, 2003

Ear Sex

The sweet sweet orgasm felt when cleaning your ears with a Q-Tip.

My favorite part after a shower is the ear sex.

by Dragnier August 9, 2017

Ear Sex

When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.

I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....

by MicJaiy May 17, 2005

Ear Sex

1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.

Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.

by N/A October 27, 2003

Earserved

To observe with your ears. To listen.

Tori: Have you not observed the emo song?
Tori: Ehh..I mean..observed with your ears..
Tori:..listened to.
Izzy: Earserved.
Tori: Yes

by spinme August 14, 2007