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To have someone lick your ears.
Look at Lady Asspaste giving Prof Butwax and earjob!
earjob by Horngrat October 13, 2003
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like a hand job: but with ones ear. the use of the ear for masturbation. a penis inside the ear for sexual pleasure
Person: Oh my god!! Did you hear what happened at halloween? Skye gave Oscar an earjob!

Person 2: Wow! He must have a micropenis to fit in there!
earjob by anymous bitch uWu June 1, 2021
to have sex with another's ear or use another's ear for sexual stimulation
After the earjob, semen gushed out of the girl's ear and dribbled down the side of her face.
earjob by DeviantFetish January 5, 2009
The part of skin that hangs from the bottom of your ear.
I want to make love to your earlobe.
earlobe by beansalog August 9, 2008
1| The act of ejaculating in ones ear. 2| The act of massaging a females ear(s) in a sexual way

A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White
*Sexual Situation*
Girl: Can you give me an ear job
Man: Yes Baby
*White Sh#t Everywhere*
Ear Job by GrandSider August 7, 2020
using one's tongue, lips, and breath in and around your partner's ear to give him/her an Amazing sexual/sensual feeling
"everytime my girl sucks on my earlobe, she gives me an amazing ear job!"
ear job by emily and asher September 11, 2007

earlobe fetish 

if you have an earlobe fetish, you find certain earlobes sexier than others and you like to rub and bite them.
Hey babe, you've got some sexy ass earlobes, let me take a bite of them.

earlobe fetish
just had to include that so the thing would submit
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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