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earjob
like a hand job: but with ones ear. the use of the ear for masturbation. a penis inside the ear for sexual pleasure
Person: Oh my god!! Did you hear what happened at halloween? Skye gave Oscar an earjob!
Person 2: Wow! He must have a micropenis to fit in there!
Person 2: Wow! He must have a micropenis to fit in there!
earjob by anymous bitch uWu June 1, 2021
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earjob • earlobe • Earjoy • Earlobe cheese • earlobe fetish • earlobe fuck • earlobe johnson • Earlobelessness • earlobian • Earob
earjob
earjob by DeviantFetish January 5, 2009
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Ear Job
1| The act of ejaculating in ones ear. 2| The act of massaging a females ear(s) in a sexual way
A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White
A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White
Ear Job by GrandSider August 7, 2020
ear job
using one's tongue, lips, and breath in and around your partner's ear to give him/her an Amazing sexual/sensual feeling
ear job by emily and asher September 11, 2007
earlobe fetish
if you have an earlobe fetish, you find certain earlobes sexier than others and you like to rub and bite them.
Hey babe, you've got some sexy ass earlobes, let me take a bite of them.
earlobe fetish
just had to include that so the thing would submit
earlobe fetish
just had to include that so the thing would submit
earlobe fetish by sexy soup boy July 2, 2018
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