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The manliest man, that all women want, he is a blend between an earl and a king. Women find him irresistable.
Man he is a total Earlvis! I wish I could have that swagger, and all the beautiful women, that he has
earlvis by Honkykong6977 January 11, 2017
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Earlville 

Old school. Evidencing tendencies consistent with and/or embodying traits personifying that which could be characterized as schizel. Totally Schuman. Fresh. Hype. Stanky. Dopey fresh. Stanky hype. Schuman stank.
Have you been to Poolville, Steve? Yes Roger, and I found it to be entirely Earlville, even more so than Unadilla Forks.
Earlville by Stanky Pete January 9, 2008
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Handsome & Cute looking Guy in a little bit Nerdy and Dorky way, but that's what makes him Cool. He has a Good Taste in Music, especially Modern / Pop Music. He also makes EPIC Mashups on YouTube! Just search: earlvin14
Person1: OMG! This Lady GaGa track fits perfectly on a One Direction track! How can they not make these into one EPIC song?

Person2: You should totally check out Earlvin on YouTube, he has exactly what you need! just search earlvin14. now!

Person1: Really? OMG! Gonna Check him out now!

*Checks YouTube for earlvin14

Person2: So? How was he?

Person1: He is a Mashup God! FOR REAL!
Earlvin by Maxluther Dawson December 31, 2012

earlisfree 

The dopest 14 year old on tumblr. Mailny posts OFWGKTA but has some better posts on shit tons.
earlisfree is swagged out.
earlisfree by MrStanizer August 15, 2011

Earlville 

A village in south central New York, renowned statewide for its sex offenders.
Tim: Want to go to Earlville?
John: No thanks, im not trying to get molested.
Earlville by Aydeboi December 24, 2018
Adjective. Often used by twitch streamers with sleep schedules more random than a Roscoe Dash banger 2021. Slang for “early”, but the “ish” is added to let you know it isn’t early by normal human being standards.
Streamer: Gang! Boutta hit the gym soon, up earlish for once.
earlish by ClawCliqueKing May 12, 2021

earlisha 

A very meaningful name. A name that is for a handsome man. Never can trust this person with that name, and will always want to be right. Examples: if you are ever arguing they with proceed to argue about it till you give up on the conversation. Also has a friend that is actually what they say they are but "Earlisha" won't believe them.
Earlisha got mad at me, he won't believe I'm actually getting braces.
earlisha by Smart adam knows it December 1, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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