Earlville 

Old school. Evidencing tendencies consistent with and/or embodying traits personifying that which could be characterized as schizel. Totally Schuman. Fresh. Hype. Stanky. Dopey fresh. Stanky hype. Schuman stank.

Have you been to Poolville, Steve? Yes Roger, and I found it to be entirely Earlville, even more so than Unadilla Forks.

Earlville by Stanky Pete January 9, 2008

Earlville 

A village in south central New York, renowned statewide for its sex offenders.

Tim: Want to go to Earlville?
John: No thanks, im not trying to get molested.

Earlville by Aydeboi December 24, 2018

Eagleville Missouri 

If you desire a third world shit-hole experience, And have a little time on your hands, Then why not stop in to the shittiest place south of the iowa border. Eagleville is overran by inbred wannabe rednecks. In order to fit in in this town you gotta have one of them higher up last names that starts with a c or a g or a p. You will never again come across anybody more judgemental or up in everybody else's business and having the cops on speed dial like you will with the snitches of Eagleville. The previous sheriff of the county recently painted his wall red after he got caught stealing drugs and abusing power. The court system of the county is rigged and unjust. With all the crooked stuff going on in harrison county. One knows he is safe if he just avoids that shitty place called Methany..(bethany)

Tom paid someone to steal his truck for the insurance money to pay off the bank loan at the Eagleville Missouri bank.

Eagleville Missouri by Luserfriendly March 6, 2023

Earlzilla 

An Earlzilla is the mother of a bride who literally makes anything and everything she can more difficult then it needs to be. Even if the bride herself is easy going and easily satisfied, an Earlzilla will try to make even the simplest task more complicated

“The bride to be was very easy to work with, but she had an Earlzilla as a mother, so the easiest of tasks seemed to have become very difficult in every way possible”

Earlzilla by Earlzilla June 22, 2020