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A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).
Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.
ear muffs by DustinSchaeffer December 7, 2007
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A sex position where a girl lays on top of you facing away and you pull the back of her knees behind her head with your hands crossed and you cover her ears with your hands.
ear muffs by TREXwPEX July 15, 2010

Cincinnati Ear Muffs 

When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.
Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.
Cincinnati Ear Muffs by Aeche January 1, 2008

chubby thigh ear muffs 

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.
I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,
chubby thigh ear muffs by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011

Salty Ear Muffs 

Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.
That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!
Salty Ear Muffs by HappySap October 16, 2008

Chocolate Ear Muffs 

When it's chilly out in the bushes and you are getting freaky nasty with your pimp or hoe, and you feel a like you've got one barkin' at the back door, and you want to express yourself with some dookie love, you pretend like you want some oral pleasure and right as he or she is down there, you turn to the side, and break loose a winter log right into the ear of your luva. then proceed to press your love nugget further into the ear canal thus dispensing the warmth of a chocolate ear muff. Then repeat on the other side..this part is the most difficult.
last night i gave this hoe some chocolate ear muffs cuz she said that i was too loud while i was banging her..so i told her to turn her head to the side,cuz i had to drop a bomb anyways.i let it loose in that hoochie's ear..she had a brown head this morning when she woke up.
Chocolate Ear Muffs by Lopezius October 9, 2009

vodka ear muffs 

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment
Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
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