Definitions by HappySap

Salty Ear Muffs 

Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.

That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!

Salty Ear Muffs by HappySap October 16, 2008