eagerection

to get excited about something.
like an erection, but not quite

i got an eagerection just thinking about bungee jumping!

by oopsie woopsie February 9, 2009

Earection

When you hear music that is so good it's like sex. If you continue to listen it may lead to an orgasm

"Dude, that band last night was sick!"
"Hell yea! That shit gave me an earection!"

by AKiller December 28, 2009

exaggerection

When a guy lies about his dick size, claiming it's much larger than it really is.

G1: "So how big is he?"

G2: "Well he says he's seven and a half, but I think he just has an exaggerection."

by thevikingbadger March 15, 2015

earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.

"Robbie is on an earection!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003

Earection

When you hear something that makes you extremely happy.
ie good music

"wow that song is so awesome I think I just experienced an Earection!"

by LILDGAL March 30, 2009

Exerection

The boner some men get after exercising.

Dude leaving the gym I had a total exerection.

by Detroit-Jay May 26, 2011

earrection

When only one of a dog's ears points straight up or out to the side.

Hey, look at that little chiweenie's ear! It pointing straight out the the right and looks like he has an earrection.

by IkeNerd March 7, 2016