exaggerection 

When a guy lies about his dick size, claiming it's much larger than it really is.

G1: "So how big is he?"

G2: "Well he says he's seven and a half, but I think he just has an exaggerection."

exaggerection by thevikingbadger March 15, 2015

eagerection 

to get excited about something.
like an erection, but not quite

i got an eagerection just thinking about bungee jumping!

eagerection by oopsie woopsie February 9, 2009

exaggerationofanation 

to exaggerate even more of what could be exagerrated about

garret, exaggerationofanation IS a word.

exaggerationofanation by asian March 12, 2005

stories, tales, lies and exaggerations 

Hence named after the last line of the first verse of "Had a Dat"- A Sublime documentary that any Sublime fan should own.. Has many interviews and unseen footage of the band before Bradley's death on May 25, 1996.. RIP Bradley and Louie.. We love you and miss you.

"Before I end you will be victims of my stories, tales, lies and exaggerations.."

stories, tales, lies and exaggerations by Crazy Fool April 5, 2005

Curse exaggeration 

When some one turns a story they heard into the most dirty thing ever basically adding a bunch of curse words to a sentence making it somewhat more interesting

John: tell Sarah that I have her pen

Josh: k hey Sarah John has your fucking pen and if your bitch ass wants it back you have to fuck him you bitch
Sarah: liar I know that was curse exaggeration

Curse exaggeration by Xbix222 August 1, 2011

Random-Number Exaggeration 

Exaggerating the amount or quantity of something by using a completely random number. Can be referred to as RNE.

1. Ted: (Talking to his buddy, Greg, about a large meeting he just had) "The were like 287 people in that meeting."
Greg: "What a random-number exaggeration."

2. Jim: (Walking out of a chinese buffet and talking to his friend, Jim) "I swear there were about 324 black people eating there."
John: "Pretty large RNE, but damn it was packed with them."

Random-Number Exaggeration by Legendary MoFo May 15, 2010

Exaggeration Number 

The number you typically use to exaggerate a situation or scenario.

Although there are many numbers to choose from, you tend to stick to your own exagger-number.

"I heard he has like, twelve million siblings"

"There were about twelve million people at that show!"

"Pretty sure he slept with at least twelve million people."

That's my exaggeration number

Exaggeration Number by Jenna Cameron August 11, 2012