earrection

When only one of a dog's ears points straight up or out to the side.

Hey, look at that little chiweenie's ear! It pointing straight out the the right and looks like he has an earrection.

by IkeNerd March 7, 2016

Earrection

A sudden stimulation to the ears that causes blood to flow, giving a warm pink colour.

"Look at his Earrection! It's so red!" :D

by The Occasional Flame. May 14, 2010

earrection

when you get turned on by the sound of taylor swift's cackle

Yo i got an earrection when i heard taylor swift's shake it off. Dat sh*t is fire.

by Byotch_1_urban_dic_kween February 15, 2015

Erection assassin

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people.

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.

“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022

Erection Avenue

Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.

She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Erectional Energy

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

by Curry_spice January 11, 2012