eWalk

the word that will soon overtake surfing the web

"hey dude, i found some funny vids while i was eWalking!"

by Claytonian September 26, 2007

retarded ewalk

The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.

Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.

I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.

by BASMAN99 July 21, 2009

Ewald

Ewald's language of origin is Germanic and it is predominantly used in German. Two-element name derived from eo and wald which are of the meanings 'law, custom, right' and 'to rule' respectively. The name was borne by the Northumbrian brothers Saint Ewald the Black and Saint Ewald the Fair, who were missionaries in Frisia and north Germany. They were martyred in Old Saxony around 695. Variants of Ewald include Ewould (Dutch) and Ewout (Dutch).

You will never meet a man like Ewald

by .svr. March 5, 2011

Ealk

Ealk - (ee-ahwk) - v. to immediately vomit profusely due to an overwhelming amount of stress, anxiety, or nervousness.

"As soon as she walked in for the audition, no time passed before she ealked all over the floor of the room."

by Karl Hammerle January 19, 2008

Ewald

Ewald (or Eald) is a dude with extreme sex appeal and a sharp ass jawline which can cut ur eyes just by lookin at it. He is super sweet and smells amazing and has some damn hot muscles and underarms. Every girl with a relatively high IQ would wanna date such a man. He a snack af.

“them Russians be super hot and so nice”
“well yea my boyfriends name is Ewald and he is russian hah”

by HeiiZung October 28, 2018

EWALK5

The common reference to children with the tendency to show early signs of gayness in life. Stands for Elex wails animals like kangaroos 5X. Common symptoms:
1. Enjoy playing various sports as it allows them to rub up against other guys and touch there no-no spots.
2.Most common sport obsession is basketball because of all the ball handling-often idolize Tracy McGrady and Jake Plummer because of their impacts on the gay community.
3. Will cry often when being de-pants in public places or when missing favorite anime on Toonami.
If those symptoms occur you may have a case of EWALK5 on your hands.

Ex.1
Mom: Whats wrong with my child why does he like touching all of action figures in really weird ways, and rubbing basketballs on his scrotum.
Doctor: Your son has a case of EWALK5!
Mom: Oh my god, doctor, put him down.
Ex.2
Random Kid 1 : Why is that kid humping basketballs and Broncos football helmets.
Random Kid 2 : I think he has a rare case of EWALK5 thats why he is whacking off to a pic of Brady Quinn.
EWALK5 Pateint: yeah notre dame(jizzs on kids)

by Elex Walker August 26, 2006

ewak

1. a One of exceptional virtue, strength, and honour
b PIMP
c Obviously the greatest at scrabulous games

2. A very rare polish given name.

Antonyms: See UD term for 'Sabby'

1. Clearly, he is ewak

2. His name is Ewak.

by Johnny from December 9, 2008