Ewank
Ewank by Coonmumcher 123 February 6, 2019
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eWANK
When a man makes two fake accounts, male and female. Chat each other's account with dirty words then faps into it.
eWANK by Mighty tor November 3, 2019
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Ewank • EwanKirk • E-Wank/E-Jack Off • Ewan • Ewan McGregor • EwanDoggie • Ekanki • Emank Sharma • Ewan Arkley • Ewan Hamilton
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ewaniye by Bring me the worms December 20, 2020
E-Wank/E-Jack Off
The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.
Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.
E-Wank/E-Jack Off by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019
Emanko
A type of person who puts an extreme amount of effort, thought and care into their friends. The word comes from Croatian slang where it has the described meaning. It is derived from Eman (adj.; nice, friendly, helpful, approachable).
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