eJess is a very specific type of eGirl, she is like any other eGirl, but only for Sevan, she will go out of her way to do anything for his attention including sending nudes as an eGirl would, however she will regardless claim herself to be an innocent child of the lord regardless of what sins she commits with sevan and herself.
Sevans Friend: I have a butterfly knife that's pretty cool y'know
Sevan: HEY! Don't try 1 up me infront of my eGirl! (eJess)
Sevan: HEY! Don't try 1 up me infront of my eGirl! (eJess)
by imgonnashitintheblender45 February 21, 2019
Get the eJess mug.This rediculously sexy beast is known to be found grazing primarily at KFC watering holes. However on special calendar days Nandos would also be considered an Eessa hotspot.
Known for their expertise in gaming, eessa's thrive on separating the men from the noobs.
Considered Endemic by some, Eessas should be conserved and protected. Placing chicken and laptops in a well lit, warm room provides an ideal habitat.
Known for their expertise in gaming, eessa's thrive on separating the men from the noobs.
Considered Endemic by some, Eessas should be conserved and protected. Placing chicken and laptops in a well lit, warm room provides an ideal habitat.
Q -Did you see that sexy beast?
A - yea deffinately an Eessa!
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Man I ate so much KFC, I feel like an eessa.
A - yea deffinately an Eessa!
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Man I ate so much KFC, I feel like an eessa.
by Minecrafty1 December 23, 2013
Get the eessa mug.Is a Queen. She helps her friends and always wants them to be happy. She is very cute and understanding. I love her so much ♡♡♡
by JeonginsKopfkissen September 17, 2019
Get the Elessa mug.A pretty epic YouTuber that's extremely underrated and does really insane things like saying "happy birthday KSI for 12 hours straight!"
by That Closet Guy June 22, 2020
Get the Elesseye mug.Enessi is a very sweet person but is also a fucking crazy bitch that doesn't care who you are she will defend her family and she is to be loved but she is also very insecure about her body but she is very antisocial but she just wants to feel pretty and if you tell her she is pretty she will deny it. You are beautiful.
by Alexae September 17, 2020
Get the enessi mug.Title of Aragorn, taken after his crowning as the King of Gondor. The literal meaning of Elessar is "Elfstone".
by EJL March 20, 2004
Get the Elessar mug.The combination of the first letter of first name E as well as the first half of any last name that starts with Wes--. This is typically said in a two toned E...WESS with the pause in the middle denoting the importance of the person speaking. This is a term that applies to many people both at the University of Chicago and around the country. An EWess oftentimes is a that kid, but seems to be the only person to pull it off. A giant asshole most of the time, EWess-es manage to sound incredibly rude, sometimes racist and oftentimes downright stupid, but pull it off in a manner that does not alienate people and instead garners friends. This is a term that applies to very few people the world over, but they are oftentimes the best people.
Person One: That Eric is SUCH an EWess! Earlier today he was making fun of developmentally challenged children.
Person Two: Yea, he is such a that kid in class. I heard he was trying to bring swear words into the classroom because he claims that words have no value.
Person Three: I like him anyway.
Person Two: Yea, he is such a that kid in class. I heard he was trying to bring swear words into the classroom because he claims that words have no value.
Person Three: I like him anyway.
by MastorDebator March 17, 2011
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