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eJess is a very specific type of eGirl, she is like any other eGirl, but only for Sevan, she will go out of her way to do anything for his attention including sending nudes as an eGirl would, however she will regardless claim herself to be an innocent child of the lord regardless of what sins she commits with sevan and herself.
Sevans Friend: I have a butterfly knife that's pretty cool y'know
Sevan: HEY! Don't try 1 up me infront of my eGirl! (eJess)
eJess by imgonnashitintheblender45 February 21, 2019
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This rediculously sexy beast is known to be found grazing primarily at KFC watering holes. However on special calendar days Nandos would also be considered an Eessa hotspot.

Known for their expertise in gaming, eessa's thrive on separating the men from the noobs.

Considered Endemic by some, Eessas should be conserved and protected. Placing chicken and laptops in a well lit, warm room provides an ideal habitat.
Q -Did you see that sexy beast?

A - yea deffinately an Eessa!

...
Man I ate so much KFC, I feel like an eessa.
eessa by Minecrafty1 December 23, 2013
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eJess Elessa Ecessary edessa eeessskkkiti eejss eessa eesshh Ejers Ejersbo
Is a Queen. She helps her friends and always wants them to be happy. She is very cute and understanding. I love her so much ♡♡♡
1: Can we talk? I need someone.
Elessa: Sure! Whats going on?
Elessa by JeonginsKopfkissen September 17, 2019

Elesseye 

A pretty epic YouTuber that's extremely underrated and does really insane things like saying "happy birthday KSI for 12 hours straight!"
Person 1: Yo have you seen elesseye 's new vid?

Person 2: Of course it was amazing!
Elesseye by That Closet Guy June 22, 2020
Enessi is a very sweet person but is also a fucking crazy bitch that doesn't care who you are she will defend her family and she is to be loved but she is also very insecure about her body but she is very antisocial but she just wants to feel pretty and if you tell her she is pretty she will deny it. You are beautiful.
Damn who is that ?
That is Enessi she is so crazy funny right!
enessi by Alexae September 17, 2020
Title of Aragorn, taken after his crowning as the King of Gondor. The literal meaning of Elessar is "Elfstone".
Aragorn Elessar, King of the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Middle-Earth.
Elessar by EJL March 20, 2004
The combination of the first letter of first name E as well as the first half of any last name that starts with Wes--. This is typically said in a two toned E...WESS with the pause in the middle denoting the importance of the person speaking. This is a term that applies to many people both at the University of Chicago and around the country. An EWess oftentimes is a that kid, but seems to be the only person to pull it off. A giant asshole most of the time, EWess-es manage to sound incredibly rude, sometimes racist and oftentimes downright stupid, but pull it off in a manner that does not alienate people and instead garners friends. This is a term that applies to very few people the world over, but they are oftentimes the best people.
Person One: That Eric is SUCH an EWess! Earlier today he was making fun of developmentally challenged children.

Person Two: Yea, he is such a that kid in class. I heard he was trying to bring swear words into the classroom because he claims that words have no value.

Person Three: I like him anyway.
EWess by MastorDebator March 17, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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