EJL's definitions

Rolls-Royce

English automobile manufacturer, founded by Sir Henry Rolls and Charles Royce. Until 2002, Rolls-Royce was the sister brand of Bentley Motors, with their Arnage and Azure models sharing many of the same styling cues and platforms with R-R's Silver Seraph and Corniche models. Currently, Rolls-Royce is owned by BMW AG. Under this new ownership, Rolls-Royce is attempting to distance itself from Bentley Motors with newer, more radical styling, and an emphasis on new technology partially developed by BMW. This new emphasis can be seen in the newest Rolls-Royce, the Phantom.

The Rolls-Royce Phantom will be sharing the market with the Bentley Arnage, and the Maybach.

by EJL April 28, 2004

Elessar

Title of Aragorn, taken after his crowning as the King of Gondor. The literal meaning of Elessar is "Elfstone".

Aragorn Elessar, King of the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Middle-Earth.

by EJL March 20, 2004

nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. It's phones are very popular throughout the world. Models range from low end (given free with subscription services) to extreme top end (i.e. the Vertu).

The cheapest Nokia Vertu costs $7,000 U.S. dollars.

by EJL March 23, 2004

1

The first "real" number in mathematics. Also seen in large quantities in posts by authors who have forgotten to hold down the "Shift" key.

OMG j00 ju5t g0t pwn3d 81tch11111111111111111111111111111111111

by EJL November 25, 2004

playerade

The opposite of Haterade.

Playerade gives you game.

by EJL March 13, 2004

boromir

Member of the Fellowship of the Ring who, with Aragorn, represented the race of men in the attempted destruction of The One Ring of Sauron.

Boromir died trying to save Merry and Pippin.

by EJL January 23, 2004

raab himself

One who does all of the duties involving shit in the CKY movies of Bam Margera, including, but not limited to: Shitting while running, shitting on a road, shitting off a building, shitting in a car going 70 mph, shitting on a street, shitting on Phil and April's bed, shitting during health class, shitting on a locker, shitting on a window in Times Square, and shitting off the Empire State Building.

This is Raab Himself, and he's going to be pissing on an electric fence.

by EJL April 16, 2006