EJL's definitions

Rolls-Royce

English automobile manufacturer, founded by Sir Henry Rolls and Charles Royce. Until 2002, Rolls-Royce was the sister brand of Bentley Motors, with their Arnage and Azure models sharing many of the same styling cues and platforms with R-R's Silver Seraph and Corniche models. Currently, Rolls-Royce is owned by BMW AG. Under this new ownership, Rolls-Royce is attempting to distance itself from Bentley Motors with newer, more radical styling, and an emphasis on new technology partially developed by BMW. This new emphasis can be seen in the newest Rolls-Royce, the Phantom.

The Rolls-Royce Phantom will be sharing the market with the Bentley Arnage, and the Maybach.

by EJL April 28, 2004

Elessar

Title of Aragorn, taken after his crowning as the King of Gondor. The literal meaning of Elessar is "Elfstone".

Aragorn Elessar, King of the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Middle-Earth.

by EJL March 20, 2004

FOTR

The Fellowship of the Ring

Being the first part of The Lord of the Rings

by EJL December 19, 2003

one

l33tsp33k replacement for the exclamation mark. Originates to the common typo in which a "1" is typed instead of an exclamation mark, as a result of the shift key not being held down. This evolved into the current derivative where the term "one" is fully typed.

OMG TEH MARTIX REOLADED IS TEH ROXXOR!!!!!!!111111oneoneone

by EJL December 28, 2004

Golden Shower

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

Do you need me to give you a golden bath?

by EJL December 12, 2003

fye

For your entertainment. A chain of British stores.

Available at FYE.

by EJL December 12, 2003

Vertu

Extremely luxurious mobile phone (called a "communication instrument"). Made by a special division of Nokia, it is made of various precious metals, and hand-wrapped in leather.

Prices:

Stainless steel (cheapest): $7,800 USD
Yellow Gold: $20,000 USD
White Gold: $30,000 USD
Platinum: $40,000 USD
Pure Untreated Platinum: $700,000 USD

That Vertu costs as much as a Ferrari Enzo.

by EJL March 23, 2004