EJL's definitions

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The first "real" number in mathematics. Also seen in large quantities in posts by authors who have forgotten to hold down the "Shift" key.

OMG j00 ju5t g0t pwn3d 81tch11111111111111111111111111111111111

by EJL November 25, 2004

nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. It's phones are very popular throughout the world. Models range from low end (given free with subscription services) to extreme top end (i.e. the Vertu).

The cheapest Nokia Vertu costs $7,000 U.S. dollars.

by EJL March 23, 2004

playerade

The opposite of Haterade.

Playerade gives you game.

by EJL March 13, 2004

beatbox

Beatbox is the 5th element of hiphop and is known for its creativity of a person making sounds or beats with their mouth.

want to have a beatbox battle? i will trash you!

by EJL May 14, 2004

m5

Luxury sedan with an ultra-powerful engine built by BMW M, the racing division of BMW. Considered by many to be the best model of all current BMWs.

I'd take an ///M5 over an E55 ////AMG anyday.

by EJL February 24, 2004

azure

One of the most expensive production convertibles available, handmade by Bentley motors. Powered by a 6.75(!) Liter Twin(!) Turbocharged V8 engine, it has around 400-420 hp, and 560 lb/ft of torque. Beautiful exterior styling by Pininfarine, and the interior is made with the finest hand-trimmed leather and hand-carved wood trim. MSRP for the base model is around $355,000 U.S. Dollars, with special "Mulliner" editions tunning into the high $400,000s.

The Bentley Azure, one of the most capable GT cars. Too bad Bennifer owns one.

by EJL March 23, 2004

merry

Meriadoc Brandybuck, a hobbit of the Shire. Friend of Pippin, Frodo, and Samwise, and member of the Fellowship of the Ring.

We shall see the shire again!

by EJL January 28, 2004