EJL's definitions

Elessar

Title of Aragorn, taken after his crowning as the King of Gondor. The literal meaning of Elessar is "Elfstone".

Aragorn Elessar, King of the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Middle-Earth.

by EJL March 20, 2004

Escalade

A.K.A. Lade: A large American SUV based on the GMC Suburban and Yukon models. Favored particularly by hip-hop stars, as they can accomodate more members of their crew than a Ferrari or luxury sedan.

The grille of the Escalade looks better than that of the GMC Yukon.

by EJL December 13, 2003

Ferrari

Makers of some of the most beautiful and powerful cars in the world, including the 275 GTB, Testarossa, 355, 360 Modena, 550 Maranello, 456M, F50, and the new $660,000 Enzo.

The cheapest new Ferrari is the 360 Modena, which costs about $190,000.

by EJL December 12, 2003

motherfuckyer

A fan of CKY (the band and/or the films) who has sexual urges towards his/her mother.

See also: FuCKYou, FuCKY, and MindfuCKY.

by EJL March 22, 2004

m5

Luxury sedan with an ultra-powerful engine built by BMW M, the racing division of BMW. Considered by many to be the best model of all current BMWs.

I'd take an ///M5 over an E55 ////AMG anyday.

by EJL February 24, 2004

Schueler Bob

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".

"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"

by EJL April 21, 2004

azure

One of the most expensive production convertibles available, handmade by Bentley motors. Powered by a 6.75(!) Liter Twin(!) Turbocharged V8 engine, it has around 400-420 hp, and 560 lb/ft of torque. Beautiful exterior styling by Pininfarine, and the interior is made with the finest hand-trimmed leather and hand-carved wood trim. MSRP for the base model is around $355,000 U.S. Dollars, with special "Mulliner" editions tunning into the high $400,000s.

The Bentley Azure, one of the most capable GT cars. Too bad Bennifer owns one.

by EJL March 23, 2004