EJL's definitions

VOTE OR DIE!

November 10th, 2004
by Jayson Blair
New York (AP) - Music/Fashion mogul Sean "P. Diddy" Combs may be a suspect in a series of violent murders, in which of the victims were all un-registered voters, or registered voters who did not participate in the 2004 Elections. All six victims were killed in the same manner, with a single gunshot to the head. Police believe these murders are a direct response to the "warning" Combs has made repeatedly during the past few months; "Vote or Die". While many saw the "Vote or Die" campaign as being simply an innapropriately-named event, it now seems possible that Combs was fully serious in his words, and that he is now carrying out his promise. While Combs is currently not a suspect, the police have not ruled out his involvement completely. Combs' publicist was unavailable for comment at this time.

Actually, this never happened. "Vote or Die!" is still a pretty stupid name for a campaign, though.

by EJL November 15, 2004

raab himself

One who does all of the duties involving shit in the CKY movies of Bam Margera, including, but not limited to: Shitting while running, shitting on a road, shitting off a building, shitting in a car going 70 mph, shitting on a street, shitting on Phil and April's bed, shitting during health class, shitting on a locker, shitting on a window in Times Square, and shitting off the Empire State Building.

This is Raab Himself, and he's going to be pissing on an electric fence.

by EJL April 16, 2006

exotic

An expensice, rarely seen car or make of car. Exotic brands include Ferraris, Aston Martins, Lamborghinis, Bentleys, Porsches (to a lesser extent), Bugattis, etc. Exotic cars include the Mercedes CL600 and SL600, and the BMW Z8.

There are all kinds of exotics in Miami.

by EJL April 18, 2004

msrp

Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price.

What's the MSRP of the new Ferrari Enzo?
$690,000.

by EJL November 6, 2003

ROTK

The Return of the King

Being the third part of The Lord of the Rings.

by EJL December 19, 2003

INRI

Iesu Nazareth, Rex Iudeorum

Latin for "Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews". These words were hung above Jesus during the crucifixion.

These words were hung over Jesus as a mockery.

by EJL March 13, 2004

seinfeld

Best show on TV, until Jerry decided to end it in 1998.

-They sealed him up with the mint inside!
-THEY LEFT THE JUNIOR MINT IN HIM?
-Yes!
-Well, I guess it can't hurt him...people eat pounds of those things.
-Yes, they eat them. They don't put them next to VITAL ORGANS IN THEIR ABDOMINAL CAVITY!!

by EJL December 14, 2003