EJL's definitions

Schueler Bob

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".

"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"

by EJL April 21, 2004

merry

Meriadoc Brandybuck, a hobbit of the Shire. Friend of Pippin, Frodo, and Samwise, and member of the Fellowship of the Ring.

We shall see the shire again!

by EJL January 28, 2004

beatbox

Beatbox is the 5th element of hiphop and is known for its creativity of a person making sounds or beats with their mouth.

want to have a beatbox battle? i will trash you!

by EJL May 14, 2004

911

1. Porsche model with 11 variations in it's 2005 model year.
2. Date of the worst terrorist attack on American soil.
3. Emergency-response telephone number.

1. For 2005, Porsche offers the 911 Carrera, 911 Carrera Cabriolet, 911 Targa, 911 Carrera 4 Cabriolet, 911 Carrera 4S, 911 Carrera 4S Cabriolet, 911 Turbo, 911 Turbo Cabriolet, 911 GT2, 911 GT3, and the 911 Carrera 40th Anniversary.
2. 9/11 was the day terrorists brought down the World Trade Center and damaged the Pentagon, and crashed a plane in Pennsylvania.
3. In the event of an emergency, do not hesitate to call 911.

by EJL March 15, 2004

m5

Luxury sedan with an ultra-powerful engine built by BMW M, the racing division of BMW. Considered by many to be the best model of all current BMWs.

I'd take an ///M5 over an E55 ////AMG anyday.

by EJL February 24, 2004

azure

One of the most expensive production convertibles available, handmade by Bentley motors. Powered by a 6.75(!) Liter Twin(!) Turbocharged V8 engine, it has around 400-420 hp, and 560 lb/ft of torque. Beautiful exterior styling by Pininfarine, and the interior is made with the finest hand-trimmed leather and hand-carved wood trim. MSRP for the base model is around $355,000 U.S. Dollars, with special "Mulliner" editions tunning into the high $400,000s.

The Bentley Azure, one of the most capable GT cars. Too bad Bennifer owns one.

by EJL March 23, 2004

INRI

Iesu Nazareth, Rex Iudeorum

Latin for "Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews". These words were hung above Jesus during the crucifixion.

These words were hung over Jesus as a mockery.

by EJL March 13, 2004