e-smack

To insult through the means of email or other internet communication devices; to send a picture of a fist or striking hand along with a description of the cause of the e-smack.

"Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Saget off of Full House?"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"

e-smack by Buddy Holly March 14, 2005

e-smack

If a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.

Fat Girl: I would like to get to know you some time.
Kyle: Hell naw you need to e-smack yourself.

e-smack by J.T September 23, 2005

sack-e-poo 

A phrase (spoken as though it were a single word) that simply means, "bed".

{Paul} After I finish this smoke, I'm gonna hit the sack-e-poo.
{Craig} Sounds good. Good night Paul!

sack-e-poo by Telephony September 18, 2019

esmacked 

Variant of the word Shmacked. To get or to be super high usually from weed. Mostly used by people of Hispanic descendancy due to the word having a Spanglish feel to it

"So bro are we gonna get esmacked or what?"

"Bro estas esmacked? "
("Bro are you shmacked?")
"Símon bro"
("Yeah bro")

esmacked by Limiited May 5, 2018

Esmackulate 

To cum so hard that it shockingly smacks your partner.

I haven't gotten head in so long I esmackulated in the back of her throat.

There is a bruise on her ass because I Esmackulated on it.

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