If a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.
by J.T September 23, 2005
When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.
by J.T November 26, 2018