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dysk

Being exceptionally stupid and irrational and pretending to be mentally handicapped
''OMG i can't believe he just did that''
''Yeah he definetly has some dysk''
by Fulufu January 30, 2015
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dyskeratoma

dys·ker·a·to·ma
n.

A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis.

dyskeratosis
n.

Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium.

keratinization
n.

The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves.

epithelium
n.

Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs.

corneal
adj.

Of or related to the cornea.

cornea
n.

The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera.

sclera
n.

The tough white fibrous outer envelope of tissue covering all of the eyeball except the cornea. Also called sclerotic, sclerotic coat.

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n.

Anything that takes a shitload of time to figure out what it is even after looking it up in the dictionary.
The trouble i went through trying to have the foggiest clue what dyskeratoma gave me dyskeratoma. Sure beats doing my discrete math homework though.

That word is such a dyskeratoma.

To whoever looked it up or stumbled upon it by chance, congratulations on wasting five minutes of your time.
by papermachete November 3, 2005
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Dyskordia

Dyskordia is the most kind, beautiful, delicious, soft, intelligent person you'll ever meet. She's so smart, you'll do anything she says because she'll be right. You'll do anything for her. She doesn't like being in the sun as it hurts her skin. She also has the softest skin, making her cuddles extra perfect. In short, she is the most perfect being in the universe.
1: I've never really seen Dyskordia, but according to you she's really hot and sexy.
2: You're absolutely correct, she's the best!
1: Ok.
by xX_ILoveChristianToes_Xx July 18, 2019
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Dyskrasia

A fictional drug used for a Kidneythieves song. Has psychodellic properties and has simalar effects to Acid, Speed.
Swimming in & Out of Space; Dyskrasia
by ToCoolForYourShoes June 24, 2006
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Dyskarlexia

A serious behavioral condition in men where they can't pick up on the simplest female hints if their life depended on it.
Karla: How can chad be so oblivious....we went over this last week!!!
Friend: Girlllll ...! Have you checked him for dyskarlexia
by Red_Leb May 19, 2020
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dyskeybordia

chronic disease of 21st century civilization that have been growing with extensive use of electronic devices, especially personal computers. It manifests itself in repetitive and often uncontrolled presses of incorrect keys (be it physical or on-screen) resulting in written text being completely illegible and making no sense. This results in over-excessive use of Backspace key in order to correct written words, but often is not noticed due to speed of writing and urgency of conversation, which requires immediate deployment of written message. It is also believed than strong reliance of auto-correction algorithms may be partially responsible in development of this disease.
- Hi mtae checl out this pohto I haev just snaped
- Christ mate you really suffer from dyskeybordia
by manjutek1 April 24, 2014
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dyski

Someone who have all love for music
. They care but have a hot temper
Dyski is hot headed
by Blackon January 22, 2018
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