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Dysklinia

Noun-

The total inability to get up out of bed in the mornings or every morning (In which case it becomes Severe Dysklinia). It is made with the greek word for bed (Klin Pronounced Clean).
TEACHER- Why are you always late to school John Doe

JOHN DOE- Sorry, I have a very severe case of dysklinia.

TEACHER- Oh ok.

(DONT USE THIS AT SCHOOL)
by Etho Nurbo January 29, 2026
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