Definitions by xX_ILoveChristianToes_Xx

Sirkirby 

A really sweet, hot guy! The best husband you could ever have (no homo)!

TrainerCalum: Have you ever seen my hot husband, Sirkirby? (no homo)
James: Yeah, Sirkirby's a real hottie! (no homo)

Sirkirby by xX_ILoveChristianToes_Xx July 19, 2019

Dyskordia 

Dyskordia is the most kind, beautiful, delicious, soft, intelligent person you'll ever meet. She's so smart, you'll do anything she says because she'll be right. You'll do anything for her. She doesn't like being in the sun as it hurts her skin. She also has the softest skin, making her cuddles extra perfect. In short, she is the most perfect being in the universe.

1: I've never really seen Dyskordia, but according to you she's really hot and sexy.
2: You're absolutely correct, she's the best!
1: Ok.

Dyskordia by xX_ILoveChristianToes_Xx July 18, 2019