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A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office
"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"
Deskiesta by mo-yo December 29, 2006
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Being exceptionally stupid and irrational and pretending to be mentally handicapped
''OMG i can't believe he just did that''
''Yeah he definetly has some dysk''
dysk by Fulufu January 30, 2015

dyskeratoma 

dys·ker·a·to·ma
n.

A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis.

dyskeratosis
n.

Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium.

keratinization
n.

The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves.

epithelium
n.

Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs.

corneal
adj.

Of or related to the cornea.

cornea
n.

The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera.

sclera
n.

The tough white fibrous outer envelope of tissue covering all of the eyeball except the cornea. Also called sclerotic, sclerotic coat.

(dictionary.com)

n.

Anything that takes a shitload of time to figure out what it is even after looking it up in the dictionary.
The trouble i went through trying to have the foggiest clue what dyskeratoma gave me dyskeratoma. Sure beats doing my discrete math homework though.

That word is such a dyskeratoma.

To whoever looked it up or stumbled upon it by chance, congratulations on wasting five minutes of your time.
dyskeratoma by papermachete November 3, 2005

Dyskordia 

Dyskordia is the most kind, beautiful, delicious, soft, intelligent person you'll ever meet. She's so smart, you'll do anything she says because she'll be right. You'll do anything for her. She doesn't like being in the sun as it hurts her skin. She also has the softest skin, making her cuddles extra perfect. In short, she is the most perfect being in the universe.
1: I've never really seen Dyskordia, but according to you she's really hot and sexy.
2: You're absolutely correct, she's the best!
1: Ok.

dystifyzer 

A you tuber who runs a 24/7 Nintendo music livestream.
Dystifyzer is awesome. Did you see Dystifyzer's new soundtrack video?
dystifyzer by Kaden cows December 15, 2017
A fictional drug used for a Kidneythieves song. Has psychodellic properties and has simalar effects to Acid, Speed.
Swimming in & Out of Space; Dyskrasia