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Dyspraxia 

An annoying fucking disorder that makes me not be able to do stuff
"My Dyspraxia is a little cunt."
Dyspraxia by WhiteChocolate222 October 25, 2020

Dyspraxia 

Dyspraxia comes from two Greek words: 'dys' (meaning abnormal) and 'praxis' (meaning doing). It is also known as Developmental Co-ordination Disorder (DCD). However, this term can be misleading, for although dyspraxia's defining symptoms are excessive clumsiness and problems with balance, the condition can also impact on short-term memory, personal organisation, attention span, mathematical ability, and social skills. There is often an overlap with other specific learning difficulties, such as dyslexia and dyscalculia; and with autistic spectrum disorders, such as Asperger's syndrome. Dyspraxic people typically have average or above average IQ scores, just like everybody else; their raw intelligence is not affected by the disability.

While dyspraxia causes significant difficulties for sufferers, it also has its positive aspects - many people with dyspraxia have extremely strong language skills, which accounts for the high number of famous authors who are now thought to have had dyspraxia. These include Emily Bronte and G.K. Chesterton. Modern-day celebrities who are dyspraxic include Richard Branson (owner of the 'Virgin' empire) and David Bailey (photographer).
Dyspraxia is not a life sentence; it's just a different way of thinking.
Dyspraxia by parnassus April 10, 2006

temporal dysplasia 

A made up medical condition to describe a person who cannot feel the passing of time. Mentioned in Freeform's "Stitchers"
She has temporal dysplasia, so she doesn't know what time feels like.

disgrasian

Your a disgrace. To the race.

I think originally applied to the Asian race by the Asian American founders of the web site. Seems to have spilled over to others that have betrayed their social and ethnic roots.
Wearing no-pants fashion, just tights, that disgrasian.

White on Rice, Lynn Chenn you're so disgrasian

Tiger Woods is disgriasian and taking a year off.
disgrasian by mdb54 December 21, 2009

Dyspraxia 

A developmental disorder characterized by excessive clumsiness and difficulty with certain activities, such as brushing one's teeth, tying one's shoes, riding a bike, and even exercising. People with dyspraxia are sometimes incapable of driving, and may have difficulty taking care of themselves. However, they are often highly intelligent, which can unfortunately make dyspraxia even worse; this is because they are aware that what they are doing is easy to a "normal" person, so they become frustrated that they cannot do it, and believe they are stupid. The aforementioned issue of taking care of themselves can also make them more prone to health issues.
People with dyspraxia often have shorter lifespans, especially if they have other disorders as well. However, it is possible for a dyspraxic to still lead normal lives; for example, Daniel Radcliffe and Richard Branson are dyspraxic.
Dyspraxia by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2022

chronic hypernasal dysplasia 

Motherfucker has scary sneezes. As loud as thunder and scary a as lighting.
*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?

Just Mike sneezing.

He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia