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Short king, most likely Ukrainian, has a grower!
Every Dymtro you meet will probably offend you but doesn't mean harm. Can be very kind and talkative if they want to be. Is very intelligent and has a huge head.

Can be a bit thick and not read messages properly at times. but also very smart and intellectual when they are interested or have a passion for the topic.
dymtro by Gargglingfish January 28, 2022
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Dmytro is a cute guy who is loving but sometimes a bitch . He is very good in math and love to eat everything and anything ( except spicy food ) . His smart, caring, and funny.
Dmytro you're such a cutie pie
dmytro by Wifiwjeieh November 21, 2016

RSD (Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy) 

The most painful disease known to man. According to the McGill Pain Scale, RSD also known as CRPS, ranks higher than childbirth and cancer in pain. Nicknamed the "suicide disease", it is a progressive disorder that develops most often after surgery or a simple injury such as a broken bone. The sympathetic nervous system freaks out, and the limb does not heal correctly. The person is left with debilitating burning pain. The disease can spread to other limbs, and to the internal organs once central sensitization occurs. All body systems are affected including bones, skin, blood vessels, etc.

Little is being done in terms of finding a cure or better treatment. Current treatment options suck and include Stellate Ganglion Blocks, Lumbar Sympathetic Blocks, epidurals, Ketamine infusions, Neurostimulation, Intrathecal Pumps, Calmare Therapy, & Lots of Medication.

Most people describe this condition as 'Hell" as you slowly lose function, independence, and live in very severe pain 24/7.
RSD (Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy) is the most painful disease known to man!

Mustachular Dystrophy 

1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.
The man's severe case of mustachular dystrophy caused him to be mistaken for a sexual predator.
Mustachular Dystrophy by Turdikin August 15, 2012

acute nigger dystrophy 

When a black person (or a person of any other race) begins acting "black" by either making loud "black people noises" or just behaving annoyingly black in public.
*cough* that black man sure has a rancid case of acute nigger dystrophy. Just look at how he's schoolin dem niggas

Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

When your balls shrink to the size of Swartz's because you are taking roids and frequently have roid rage, so therefore you use up all of your testerone creating tiny balls
Docter: It looks like you have Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

Patient: Fuck You
Dystro is when someone has vaginal discharge nonstop for a week.
She had Dystro and couldn't leave her home for a week due to her moisty pussy.
Dystro by SigmaOmega3 August 31, 2018