Turdikin's definitions

Mustachular Dystrophy

1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.

The man's severe case of mustachular dystrophy caused him to be mistaken for a sexual predator.

by Turdikin August 15, 2012