Dried crusty ejaculation residue resulting from the arousal of a pet resting on your lap-can be be a solo or group endeavor.
My friendMike came to work with Dynak on his jeans and a picture of his dogs in his wallet. The president of the company made him remove all pet pictures from his office from that day forward.
n. Coolest living human to transcend not only the powers of the mind, but also the multi-universal stratosphere. A real shot at medicine, psychology, philosophy, and Reiki.
"I thought staring at the sky while driving was a fun idea, but I forgot I wasn't Djak, so I crashed."
Slang for “deciphering your jargon, acronyms and slang”. Used as a reply when someone is texting you with constant abbreviations that require googling to understand.
It’s especially relevant when you are committed in the text and memes you send them, but they always reply in shorthand with zero effort.
This then forces them to google the word “dyjaas”, landing them here and serving sweet revenge.