Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy
Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
The little strip of pubic hair above the vagina. Forms a run way to the promised land
While muff diving I followed th run way to the promised land.
Butt cheecks that are covered with a sticky substance, usually honey, beer, or spooge
This girl I picked up passed out on my so I needed to relieve some pressure and jerked off on her rear giving her a bad case of the sticky buns.
Dried crusty ejaculation residue resulting from the arousal of a pet resting on your lap-can be be a solo or group endeavor.
My friend Mike came to work with Dynak on his jeans and a picture of his dogs in his wallet. The president of the company made him remove all pet pictures from his office from that day forward.
The maximum weight a girl can attain and still be attractive to men cruising for tail
Chicks above 120 can no longer be considered "pick-upable" as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.
Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.
While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans
When the material from a tight t-shirt melds to the mounds created by fat rolls on the breat, stomach or underbelly of a fat man
Very few men dispaying a polish camel toe ever get to experience a real one.