pitchfork

Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.

While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans

by Cary the B August 01, 2006

Cruise Weight

The maximum weight a girl can attain and still be attractive to men cruising for tail

Chicks above 120 can no longer be considered "pick-upable" as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.

by Cary The B November 09, 2012

Bearded Clam

Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.

by Cary the B May 08, 2006

sticky buns

Butt cheecks that are covered with a sticky substance, usually honey, beer, or spooge

This girl I picked up passed out on my so I needed to relieve some pressure and jerked off on her rear giving her a bad case of the sticky buns.

by Cary the B May 05, 2006

Dynak

Dried crusty ejaculation residue resulting from the arousal of a pet resting on your lap-can be be a solo or group endeavor.

My friend Mike came to work with Dynak on his jeans and a picture of his dogs in his wallet. The president of the company made him remove all pet pictures from his office from that day forward.

by Cary the B May 17, 2006

polish camel toe

When the material from a tight t-shirt melds to the mounds created by fat rolls on the breat, stomach or underbelly of a fat man

Very few men dispaying a polish camel toe ever get to experience a real one.

by Cary the B July 13, 2006

run way

The little strip of pubic hair above the vagina. Forms a run way to the promised land

While muff diving I followed th run way to the promised land.

by Cary the B May 08, 2006