dwarf's revenge

Pluto was originally one of the 9 planets in our solar system, then it got booted from the list for being too small. Now, it's back, and it brought it's dwarf friends with it!

Pluto is back with Ceres and Eris! That's what I call a dwarf's revenge.

dwarf's revenge by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

Fisherman's Dwarf 

Used to describe a midget who hails from the city of San Francisco, California (specifically found in one of their famous seaports)

I was about to go fishing, and that Fisherman's Dwarf stole my bait! STOP THIEF!!

Fisherman's Dwarf by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

The devil’s dwarf disco 

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

The devil’s dwarf disco by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

Darf’s Day 

The day that was created on an app to really showcase just how naive some people can be.

Viva and Sonic watched as Darf typed Darf’s Day

Darf’s Day by Sonic2726 October 27, 2018

Chaos dwarf sandwich 

This occurrence happens when a player or players in the game called "Runescape" are killing the wilderness boss Vet'ion. The chaos dwarfs that are near by Vet'ion start to attack you from both sides, creating a dwarf sandwich. The reason this is a bad thing is because Pkers (Player Killers) can attack you and kill you during this occurrence because you are unable to log out while being attacked, and you will lose your item when you die.

Person 1"Man we were killing Vet'ion last night and we got stuck in a Chaos dwarf sandwich."
Person 2 "Dude that sucks."
Person 1 "Ya, Pkers showed up and fucked us."
Person 2 "Get wrecked scrub lord."
Person 1 "Dude shut up, I lost my fury."

Chaos dwarf sandwich by Zona731 August 16, 2016

dwarf squirt 

dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.

"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."

dwarf squirt by Careble rowehoe June 25, 2018

Seven Dwarf Syndrome  

A condition where a person takes on one of the emotions and personalty of one of the seven dwarfs possibly multiple times a day and or week.

"Seven Dwarf Syndrome "
It's gotta be tough having Seven Dwarf Syndrome, you never know which one of the Seven dwarfs she is going to be today, oh it looks like we got Grumpy.

Seven Dwarf Syndrome by David Kahn January 26, 2009