Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!
Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!
Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.
by Kyle July 21, 2004
A darf is the male equivalent to a queef (the expelling of gas via the female genetalia). Due to the physical dynamics of the male genetalia, a ‘loading party’ is required. Common practice would suggest that the penis be inserted into an anus and flatulence (fart) be released thus ‘loading the darf’. However this step can alternatively be accomplished my blowing air into the falic body with the mouth or any other vessel containing gas. Once the darf is loaded, the gas will immediately expel from the urethra and result in a sound that has been described as mimicking that of a Kazoo. There you have it ladies and gentlemen, The Darf.
Joe inserted his hammer into her stink hole and she loaded him up with a fresh darf. He then darfed in her face.
by Ben Dover AKA Richard Powers February 02, 2018
darf is a word meaning anything. this word can mean anything you want. it can be used as a noun or adjective.
it can mean an object or it could describe a person. it's meaning less. also in some cases can be refered to as a questionable thing with a question mark. ex. darf?
darfin
darfing
it can mean an object or it could describe a person. it's meaning less. also in some cases can be refered to as a questionable thing with a question mark. ex. darf?
darfin
darfing
by eandb November 15, 2009
A Darf is the male equivalent to a queef. Air is forced through the dickhole from the bladder creating a high-pitched piccolo-esque sound. Most darfs have a pungent odor and are known to be followed by fresh gunder cheese pouring from the putrid dickhole. Potential Darfs are created in the bladder after watching Rosie O'Donnell's new talkshow, the first 5 minutes of any Ellen Degeneres show, or anything on the bravo network. The most famous of the Darfer's is Nicholas Cage who lead the fight to end the genocide in Darfur, where most Darfer's are banished to in 3rd World Countries.
Darf can also be used in a derogatory way.
Darf can also be used in a derogatory way.
-"That guy was such a darf, I'm pretty sure everything he was wearing was from forever 21"
-"Dude, my girlfriend turned me on to Chelsea Lately. She's actually really funny!"
"..... your fuckin' Darf"
-"Did you hear that new rain dance maggie song by the red hotchilli peppers? they're fuckin darfs now."
-"Dude, my girlfriend turned me on to Chelsea Lately. She's actually really funny!"
"..... your fuckin' Darf"
-"Did you hear that new rain dance maggie song by the red hotchilli peppers? they're fuckin darfs now."
by SnookiSnatch October 27, 2011
Race fans who drink to much and become beligerantly drunk while at a race track. Drunk ass race fans are normally found at a nascar race and end up walking around shirtless.
by Oldham_racing August 05, 2009
A DARF is a Dumb Ass Race Fan. Primarily found in NASCAR, these are typically the older crowd that want everything to “go back to the good old days where you could race on Sunday, sell on Monday.” Most of the time they don’t know anyone other than Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt. They like to claim they’ll never watch NASCAR on TV again and “THE STANDS ARE EMPTY.” If sighted in the wild, treat with care and transport to the nearest rest home.
by Eryk Cartman January 17, 2020
n. Someone who farts in the bathwater and attempts to bite the bubbles. The term is the same whether they are successful or not.
Kyle: *farts in the swimming pool* I darfed.
Rick: That's not a darf. You have to try to bite the bubbles.
Kyle: *flaps his arms like a retarded kid while making strange noises*
Rick: That's not a darf. You have to try to bite the bubbles.
Kyle: *flaps his arms like a retarded kid while making strange noises*
by Derek C. Peavey November 18, 2006