dutchoven

when you let a rancid fart while in bed with your lover and then pull the covers over their head so you can enjoy the experience together.

"man,right before i gave lindsay a cleveland steamer last night,i did a dutchoven to get her all turned on."

by sterdog April 6, 2006

DutchOven Man

A person who suffocates themselves under the covers with nothing but farts. A DutchOven man likes to let off at least ten consecutive farts and deeply inhale to bask in the shit odor.

Only DutchOven man can relate to the smell of a pigs poop on Sunday morning

by REGGIESHITS June 25, 2021

Dutch Oven Girls

The wives of Eltsufin Brothers. Two of the biggest Narsacistic Pidorasts on earth.

Dutch oven girls make the rocking world go left :)

by CondumWing January 18, 2018

Dutch oven

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

portable dutch oven

When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.

I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.

by saskwatch February 3, 2008

Dutch Oven

Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.

Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.

After my last Dutch Oven, I find myself sleeping alone.

by assgasket October 25, 2009

a dutch oven

one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head..

ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven..

by kevin smith May 30, 2006