Definitions by REGGIESHITS

Dildo Baggins 

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

Dildo Baggins by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

Pandemic Poo 

A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.

My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.

Pandemic Poo by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022

DogPoop Johnson 

Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.

All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!

DogPoop Johnson by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022

Fried Piss 

Fried piss is used to cook piss fries and piss fried chicken.

Tommy made some fries with his fried piss instead of using the toilet to pee.

Fried Piss by REGGIESHITS August 27, 2022

Bunnington Roy

Bunnington Roy is a an insane person who also goes by the name of Roger Bantu. Bunnington Roy can be anywhere and everywhere all at once

Bunnington Roy likes to throw apples at peoples cars everyday before work

Bunnington Roy by REGGIESHITS August 26, 2022

DutchOven Man 

A person who suffocates themselves under the covers with nothing but farts. A DutchOven man likes to let off at least ten consecutive farts and deeply inhale to bask in the shit odor.

Only DutchOven man can relate to the smell of a pigs poop on Sunday morning

DutchOven Man by REGGIESHITS June 25, 2021