dursop 

Fake news, a big lie.

Guy 1: Hey man I got a huge cock!

Guy 2: That's such dursop.

dursop by joepeterz March 19, 2021

father durso

a name for someone who can finish a cigarette in under 45 seconds and smokes upward of 2 packs a day.

the group of people were smoking and decided to see who could pull a father durso off the fastest. the fastest time was 37 seconds.

father durso by cartman1080 January 28, 2012

dorsophilia 

From the Latin dorsum (meaning back) and the Greek philia (meaning affinity), this word literally means having an affinity for backs. A dorsophile is someone who enjoys cutting a hole in someone's back and using that hole for sexual activities. Dorsophiles are usually male.

Ah, there's nothing like dorsophilia and the feel of hot, steamy blood gushing from someone's back onto your dick.

dorsophilia by Ben The Chin February 18, 2009

Durso 

Noun. A herpetological phenomenom. A person who can catch and identify any reptilian organism on Earth. Most likely found in the United States, but could be used to refer to reptile experts world-wide.

"I can't believe he found an indigo snake - I've been looking for one my whole life! He's such a durso."

Durso by southpaw.. December 20, 2008

DurSuperTeam 

Kevin Durant, more commonly referred to fans as DurMickey, DurFraud, or DurCant, is an NBA player who plays for the Brooklyn Nets. After failing in the Seattle SuperSonics, later reforming to the Oklahoma City Thunder, he joined the super team referred to as the Golden State Warriors, joining NBA star Stephen CurFraud. After CurFraud blew a 3-1 lead in the 2016 NBA Finals against LeBron and Kyrie in the Cleveland Cavaliers, Durant asked to be traded to the 73-9 Warriors since he can't win normal rings. He won two consecutive Super Team rings with the Warriors and two fraudulent Finals MVPs. After losing to KaGoat and the Toronto Raptors in the 2019 NBA finals, he left to the struggling Brooklyn Nets, where he went to form yet another super team with the Nets, along with Kyrie, who owns him. After getting swept by the Raptors the next year, the Nets needed a plan. They hired the GOAT, James Harden, and formed the ultimate super team. All good (or bad) things must come to an end though, and Harden was traded to the Philadelphia 76ers for Ben Simmons, Seth Curry and Andre Drummond, forming an all-star super team in NYC. In the 2022 playoffs, Durant and his super team was swept by Tatum and his leading Celtics, ending the life of the fraudulent super team that is the Brooklyn Nets. Cryrie's fault, at that. Therefore, KD is finished.

I'm done with the Brooklyn Nets! DurSuperTeam isn't good at all and Harden carries that fraudulent team!

DurSuperTeam by _ItzKomasanHeVented_ June 7, 2022

Dursap 

What people say when another person says something incredibly stupid.

Also an interjection for when you know someone is going to say something really stupid.

The nazis told me to do it.
Dursap?

Dursap by Durp Da durp durp durp November 22, 2010

Durso 

A Large penis with the magnitude of gurth is comparable with length

A Durso?!
you have such a Durso!

Durso by LiveLoveMusic August 7, 2012