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the act of receiving felatio while taking a shit.
I wasn't sure Julie was right for me until she gave me dumphead...I went out and bought a ring the next day.
dumphead by 85 May 17, 2005
Words you can keep

dumbhead 

A head that is dumb.
"You're a dumbhead!"
"Look who's talking, dumbhead!"
dum-head to be dumb in the head. dumb+head = dumhead derrived from the term "dummyface"
When you feed a cat cheese and it pukes, you are a dumhead.
If your name is Tony Balez and between a preference of black and white, you choose "black with a little bit of white" you are indeed a dumhead.
dumhead by Leland Guillemin December 30, 2005

dumbhead moron

Someone who uses words such as gurl instead of girl, boi instead of boy, and other really retarded and lazy stuff like that.
Sort of similar to lazy freak
All dumbhead morons should be kicked off of the internet from this second on for the rest of eternity.

dumbhead 

someone who is extemely dumb. They typically have a dumb face or dumb nature.
Half of the time, these people are not really unintelligent, but are just responding to a situation with lack of common sense.
People are usually referred to as dumbheads when the are drunk or do not agree with you.
Jawhara: hey nicole, wanna come to the concert with me
Nicole: no, i cant. im going out with josh.
Jawhara: DUMBHEAD! now who am i gonna go with. your real dumb, and you smell oddly!
Nicole: dumbhead, dont call me that. i have a 4.0!
dumbhead by jSOULJAAAA May 12, 2008

Fat Dumbhead 

1. Someone who is fat, dumb, and not decapitated.

2. Adj.: Fat, dumb, and not decapitated.

3. Your mom.

4. To shave your mom.
1. Dude! check out that fat dumbhead over there. They should call him Fat Tony or Robert.

2. Your mom is extremely fat dumbhead. She needs liposuction.

3. Ask Fat Dumbhead if she'll buy us ice cream on the way home from school.

4. Are the rumors that someone besides your dad fat dumbheads every night at midnight true?
Fat Dumbhead by Bertoff May 5, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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