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dumbness 

A word first coined as a means of expressing an otherwise inexpressible level of sheer dumb located in one certain hoes head.
Joe: Did you hear about the guy who smoked 20 pounds of weed?
Jack: Yeah, he reached a new level of dumbness. Wish I was him.
dumbness by Tyler Durdensonstein October 16, 2011
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dumbness 

Something that many people stores in place of not believing everything from television and internet
like people who thinks that size of breast is measurement of value as woman
dumbness by anonymous. April 19, 2004

dumbness 

why would you even need to search this up all you had to do was search up your name
nothing can compare to the dumbness of you
dumbness by shakesqueer_the_gay_b*tch November 28, 2018

Dumbness Abounds 

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.
Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?
Dumbness Abounds by YAWA March 25, 2021

color dumbness 

When you're too dumb to tell one color from another.
"Justin, is this Navy or Black?" "Brady, you have color dumbness"
color dumbness by Vanillasky97 June 21, 2016

Selective Dumbness 

When someone is unable or unwilling to speak about one very specific topic.
Filip had selective dumbness and was unable or unwilling to say I am sorry for the kidnapping.
Selective Dumbness by nintendojo August 14, 2018

dumblessly 

When you forget what to say during your presentation and start bullshitting words
Sometimes we walk around dumblessly, not knowing whats happening
dumblessly by simysimsim June 12, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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