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dumbward 

theres upward, theres downward and then theres dumbward. Heading in the direction of dumb.
They were not ancient aliens, they were humans prior to mutating dumbward.
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Mike needs to go back to school or else he'll be a dumbard his whole life...
dumbard by Nikolai Varchenko March 31, 2008
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1. (n) a dumb person that lacks a physical mental handicap. Their retardation is their own fault
2. (n) a stupid fuckin' retard
"Bush is a fucking dumbtard with no ball sack."
dumbtard by jared h April 17, 2006
used in lieu of dumbfuck or fucktard, should you find yourself in a situation where dropping the F-bomb is a bad idea (i.e. a public place with young children and their aggressively conservative parents around)
I wanted to tell John what a fucktarded asshole he was being in the supermarket, but after noticing the soccer moms' death-glares, i settled for 'dumbtarded a-hole'.
dumbtard by Scienatrix April 22, 2010
dumbtard by Anonymous August 16, 2003

dumbtarded 

1. adj. A combination of being dumb and retarded.
2. adj. Being either extremely dumb or retarded.
3. adj. Lacking so much intelligence that you cannot possibly describe your dumbosity or retardedness with one word.
Andy from Toy Story was dumbtarded for writing the N on his name on Woody's foot backwards.
dumbtarded by Ian Spik April 17, 2006

dumbhardhey 

A ubiquitous word that is primarily used as a salutation or greeting.

First used in the summer of 2000 at Beaconsfield Golf Club and has propogated all over north america and australia.
Dumbhardhey, how are you?

dumbhardhey by Nick Mejia March 5, 2009
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