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Duelling Turds 

The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.
Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?

Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
Duelling Turds by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

duelling banjos 

Clarice(to Michelle) 'Do u want another game of duelling banjos? This time I'll win!'Michelle 'Don't count on it!!!'
duelling banjos by hornskull December 5, 2003

Duelling Peacocks 

When two men joust for top sartorial spot using their wardrobes as objects to challenge each other
Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's Brian - he's challenging the boss for top sartyr.
What do you mean?

Check out the duds - he's trying to outdo the boss.
Who's gonna win.
Dunno, but there will be blood when there's duelling peacocks in the office...
Duelling Peacocks by Carl Davidson August 21, 2013

Duelling Beards 

Aggressive competitiveness and/or one-upmanship between GNU+Linux experts for recognition or superior technological prowess; particularly due to seniority in the field.
Our LUG meetings are nothing but a bunch of duelling beards arguing over whether Slackware or LFS is the true operating system.
Duelling Beards by BillyLO June 8, 2009

Dick Duelling

The act of yourself and an opponent perfectly aligning your penises and urinate as hard as you can, so that the two jets hit eachother. The winner of the duel is whomever lasts the longest, or manages to defeat their opponent by pushing their stream back.
“Enough of this, let’s settle this like real men! Through Dick Duelling!
Dick Duelling by Carnefice November 5, 2017

Dueling Harmonica 

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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