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Pizzaboo

An individual who is not Italian that is obsessed with Italian culture.
"Did you hear James went to Rome again?"

"I can't stand that guy. He's a total pizzaboo."
by Carnefice August 16, 2017
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Bro Whisper

When two or more men, usually close friends, engage in a heart-to-heart conversation in which they reveal their deepest admirations for one another, but can only admit them under their breath and whispering due to a reluctance to show emotional openness or weakness.
“I... I love you, man.”

Nice Bro Whisper, dude.”
by Carnefice June 7, 2018
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Confetti’d

To be ripped to extremely fine shreds, like ribbons, to the point at which your remains resemble a confetti explosion.
Hey dude, think I could fight that bear?”

“You kidding? You’ll get confetti’d.”
by Carnefice July 20, 2019
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Midnight Blues

A feeling of intense sadness and shame for the past or the dreading of events to come, stemming from overthinking as a result of sleep deprivation. This often occurs late at night, but can usually be remedied by simply sleeping.
“Babe I’ve been crying again, I miss you so much!”

“Just get some rest. You’ve got the midnight blues.”
by Carnefice July 24, 2019
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Devil’s Appetite

To habitually and often uncontrollably chew one’s own flesh, to eat oneself, often out of anxiety or boredom.

Common appendages on the body that are subjected to the effects of Devil’s Appetite are the sides of one’s knuckles, callouses on the soles of feet and toes, and the palms of one’s hands.
Michael, why is there blood smudged on your paper?”

“Sorry, I have Devil’s Appetite and sometimes I take it a little too far.”
by Carnefice June 18, 2019
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The Narrative

A conspiracy theory stating that liberal & left-wing media outlets such as CNN cherrypick news stories in order to promote ideas of demonisation against “privileged” groups, such as mass shootings carried out by white perpetrators, and likewise embargo stories that contradict this point of view, such as rampant black-on-black violence.
“What? White Farmers are being murdered in South Africa? Why isn’t anybody reporting this!?”

“Because it doesn’t fit The Narrative.”
by Carnefice October 8, 2019
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Endor Brake Manoeuvre

To brake abruptly as the target of a high speed chase, as to force your pursuers to vastly overshoot you, ram one another, or collide with an oncoming object.

The phrase “Endor Brake” comes from a popular example of the manoeuvre’s use, in Star Wars Episode VI, Return of the Jedi.
“How did you escape the FBI so easily?”

“It was simple, I gave them the old Endor Brake Manoeuvre!”
by Carnefice December 23, 2017
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