Laurentian Elites

The self-appointed rulers of Canada who portray themselves as the natural rulers of the country and incorrectly believe they have some relevance, and who drip with smarmy, poncing ways. Usually used in a derogatory sense by people in the West; often for the central Canadian habit of supporting corrupt family dynasty rulers who are the love child of Fidel Castro.
The rest of Canada would love to leave, if only to get away from the unbearable Laurentian Elites.
by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019
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Duelling Peacocks

When two men joust for top sartorial spot using their wardrobes as objects to challenge each other
Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's Brian - he's challenging the boss for top sartyr.
What do you mean?

Check out the duds - he's trying to outdo the boss.
Who's gonna win.
Dunno, but there will be blood when there's duelling peacocks in the office...
by Carl Davidson July 12, 2013
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Covitch

1. Severe itching caused from the virus, or imagined thereof, usually around the anus
Man, ever since I went to that illegal backyard party during lockdown, I've had the worst covitch in my ass – I think I got the virus
by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020
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Grab your heels

Hey boss, I'm really busy and overloaded. Response "Well, grab your heels, there's more".
by Carl Davidson September 08, 2013
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Donoschik

(orig: Russian) A snitch, especially during the pandemic; someone who especially enjoys tattling on friends, neighbours and local businesses who don't obey lockdown and isolation. Comes from the Stalin terror era when everyone feared the local tattletale working for the party. Sim: informant, squeal, sneak, snake, traitor
Hey, watch out for that donoschik in 105, she's a serious snitch and will rat you out in a New York minute if you have a party.
by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020
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eFart

1. When you make a computer boo-boo
2. When a computer has a technical fart, error message or hiccup
Oh-oh, my computer just had an eFart and I think I have to restart...
by Carl Davidson August 11, 2013
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Naked Athena

Woman who bared all in front of police during Portland protests, or one who emulates her
The lady named Naked Athena gained much attention as she paraded and sat in front of riot police that night
by Carl Davidson July 30, 2020
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