A symbol of serious hidden depression at schools. When someone is very fucking depressed on the inside, but on the outside are to damn kind and smiles a lot. Everyone likes them for literally no damn reason except for how funny they are. So when someone has a very kind friend that is semi-depressed, nickname them Duckworth!

"You little Duckworth!"

Duckworth by rcsamDuckworth May 3, 2019

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Duckworthism Disease

The Duckworthism Disease is defined as a condition found in people who are prone to whining, a full out cry baby, or a tantrum in it's most extreme form. Also known as a
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth

Shannon Duckworth: Why do you all say such mean things about me? I am leaving now and I am never returning ever again!

Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.

Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.

Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!

Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease

Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet

Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!

Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave

Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!

Duckworthism Disease by Higzy Teflon June 15, 2009

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bucksnort

n. 1. A particularly loud fart (definition used by Gagnon's in central New York)

I want to rip a bucksnort on Jessica Simpson's face.

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Duckworth

the greatest song of all time, written by Kendrick Lamar Duckworth.

‘this song is fire, what’s it called?’ ‘Duckworth.’

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dicksnot

The semen that issues forth from the penis during ejaculation. The penis is sneezing,

Jesus, look at the dicksnot all over yourself.

dicksnot by Anonymous February 11, 2003

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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