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Fucksnort 

Definition: fucksnort (n): The queef-like sound a vagina makes during coitus when air is forced in by a penis or similar object and then expelled around the outside of the penis. This phenomenon is due to the combination of a temporary seal of air around the penis inside the vagina and a rapid increase in air pressure inside the vagina during an inward stroke of vaginal penetration. A fucksnort typically occurs during deep, heavy penetration and can be the source of a good laugh or an awkward moment, depending on the people involved.
Example: After several hours of mindless drinking on a camping trip up in North GA, Eli retired to his tent to nail this girl from behind, and she let out such a big fucksnort that John, Mark, and Joe could hear it in their tents. We all had a good laugh, and then Eli nutted in her hair. When she didn't complain, Jack explained that "some girls just want to get fucked".
Fucksnort by FatTails February 19, 2011
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Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.
The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Fucknormous 

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.
V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?
Fucknormous by Funny Moms August 8, 2016

fuckworthy 

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.
fuckworthy by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fuckworthiness 

The quality of being worthy of having sex with as determined by a combination of physical attractiveness, intelligence and certain character elements including an evolved sense of humor.
His high level of fuckworthiness is something I had practically involuntarily calculated quite some time ago.
fuckworthiness by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2019

fuckworthy 

Worth of propagating with; someone that one believes to be beautiful (esp. carnally).
See also: hot, fine
"God, she's so fine! Totally fuckworthy."
or
"Alright, tell me: do I look fuckworthy?"
fuckworthy by technococcus December 20, 2004
i fancy getting laid, im off round to fuckslot's house
FUCKSLOT by Marc Randles January 5, 2008