Dooksnort

A person that has to take a giant crap, or that is in the process of taking a giant crap

Justin is in the bathroom taking a Dooksnort

by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011

Dooksnort

Taking a massive dump that clogs the toilet

Do you have a plunger I just dropped a Dooksnort

Justin is taking a Dooksnort

by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011

Dooksnort

Taking a massive dump that clogs the toilet

Do you have a plunger I just dropped a Dooksnort

Justin is taking a Dooksnort

by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011

Dooksnort

A monsterous turd that stinks behind closed doors

I can smell your Dooksnort from here

Man, Justin it smells like you just took a Dooksnort

by NinjaFrog January 13, 2011

Dooksnort

A crap that stinks so bad it clears sinuses

I use to have a sinus infection till Justin took a Dooksnort

Justin Thanks for taking a Dooksnort now i can smell things that dont smell like rotten ass

by RottenPotato January 16, 2011

ducksnort

In baseball, a hitter bloops a hit over the infield and in front of the oputfiled for a base hit. Coined by White Sox Announcer Hawk Harrelson.

Ducksnort...it's falling over the 2nd baseman's head for a base hit.

by Markopat July 8, 2007

Dicksnort

Verb, when you smell the males dick and he cums on you.

oh I really want to dicksnort right now.

by jasogoeiw January 11, 2010