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Dicknuts. 

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying
(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.
Dicknuts. by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

ducks nuts 

expression of complete satisfaction, height of goodness, aussie slang
toast: well if this is'nt the duck's nuts, time to get a new duck
ducks nuts by lero August 1, 2004

Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) 

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.
Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.

dicknuts 

someone who spills guinnes on your shirt on st patrick's day
hey, you spilled guinness on my shirt dicknuts!
dicknuts by mattywag March 19, 2008

dicknuts 

A conbining of the term dick and the term nuts. My friend said it once and it is one of the stupidest damn things I've ever heard. Fuck of I know what it means, though.
What the hell's up, dicknuts?????
dicknuts by A.B.S. May 24, 2004

dicknuts 

You suck at Snood dicknuts!
dicknuts by Wave of Babies February 23, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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