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Dotcommies
People in the high-tech industry who come from the former USSR and received their primary training in the Soviet education system.
NOTE: They're called this regardless of their actual political views.
NOTE: They're called this regardless of their actual political views.
Yeah, I'm working with these dotcommies at Intel. They learned code in Ukraine, and they do amazing things with PHP.
Dotcommies by vonschlesien December 1, 2006
dotcomachameleon
1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.
2. a poseur
2. a poseur
Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!
dotcomachameleon by Fotofly December 4, 2010
dotcomrade
dotcomrade by epitome of incomprehensibility October 20, 2007
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dotcum
(n) Pornography company conducting most of their business on the internet. X-rated variation of the term dotcom.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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