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Dotche
A dotche is a person or thing that is so retarded or ugly that you cant help but to laugh when you look at them/it, but deep down inside u feel sorry for them but you continue to laugh because its that hilarious!
Dotche can be used to describe anything thats stupid, lame, or just un-cool.
Dotche can be used to describe anything thats stupid, lame, or just un-cool.
Ryan: hey man did u see David at school today?
Kellan: no dude what happened?
Ryan: he just looked like a straight homo!
Kellan: hahaha what dotche!
Kellan: no dude what happened?
Ryan: he just looked like a straight homo!
Kellan: hahaha what dotche!
Dotche by Mountain Drizzy July 8, 2010
Douche Box Hero
An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,
What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!
Douche Box Hero by will bitten October 10, 2016
scooter douche
1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019
sloochin von doitchen
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?
your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011
Douche my twat
This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".
John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!
Douche my twat by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016
douche knot
Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.
douche knot by Human Form July 18, 2016
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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