by Harry Speakup July 11, 2006
1. a penis that is longer than it is wide.
2.so thin it can be ejaculated with a straw.
3. opposite of a chode
by Platinum Chode April 11, 2005
by neg boy March 13, 2005
by Matt $ September 22, 2005
A dotche is a person or thing that is so retarded or ugly that you cant help but to laugh when you look at them/it, but deep down inside u feel sorry for them but you continue to laugh because its that hilarious!
Dotche can be used to describe anything thats stupid, lame, or just un-cool.
Ryan: hey man did u see David at school today?
Kellan: no dude what happened?
Ryan: he just looked like a straight homo!
Kellan: hahaha what dotche!
by Mountain Drizzy July 07, 2010
by FalangoGaming January 02, 2021