dootch

a compliment directed at a male audience with the intention to flatter or turn on.

Girl: "Fraser your such a dootch"
Fraser: "lets have sex"

by dootchman1234567890 February 11, 2010

Dootch

male in the prosses of being a douche-bag

hey tony, stop being a dootch and get your hands out of my pants

by mrben410 April 18, 2006

sloochin von doitchen

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

Dooch

A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.

That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!

by Otee June 19, 2019

Doocher

A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying.

Those guys always whine about people donating, they are such Doochers!

by Not Currently Available March 13, 2009

Doytch

The word means whatever the user want the word to mean. Can be used in a positive or negative manner. Used as a wild card word when you don't know what else to say. Youknow the meaning by how the user uses doytch in the sentence. Expressed for emphisis!!

This bike is so doytch.(Negative)
I want to bone the doytch out of that chick.(positive)
You fuckin' doytch.(negative)
I'm so doytched that you came over.(positive)
That doytch is a cock-sucker.(negative)
Are those two doytching over there?(we'll see)

by shrug n' big red n' D-dub July 22, 2009