dryh

The state of being high and drunk at the same time.

Yeah dude, let's get blown and dryh.

by D-thizzle A-nizzle fo shizzle June 18, 2010

Dryhorning

What sexually frustrated Unicorns do in high school so they can claim to still be virgins

Sally's parents were out of town so she invited Eric over to their barn and after a few wine coolers, they engaged in some serious Dryhorning

by tommyharris60614 December 20, 2008

Dryheria

Noun
1 - A sensational affirmation that you did not shit your pants or shart.
2 - A fart so sneaky you act as if you had just shit yourself, but when you check your undergarments you have not.

Antonym - Shart

"Those baked beans were great, but think I sharted... runs to bathroom checked undergarments thank goodness it was only Dryheria."

by MFGroon August 27, 2020

dryhumpton

Dryhumpton commonly known as a dryhump is an act of two people humping each other while dressed with no actual naked genital to genital contact or penetration. This practique is usually but not necessarily used as foreplay.
As pleasant as it may be, if performed for too long whithou ejeculation it can result in blueballs.

A: Man i had this chick i met on Okcupid over last night.
B: Cool, did you get laid?
A: Nah, dude we did a dryhumpton though.
B: And how was it?
A: I thought was gonna cum buckets but i couldn’t, so she gave me a head after.
B: Good for you because she could’ve just left you blueballing.
A: Ugh, don’t even talk about it.

by Omar_420_terrorist March 30, 2014

Dryhumphantly

A successfully date that ALMOST led to sex

My date with that Mormon girl went Dryhumphantly

by Doteman January 24, 2013

dryhair

Friend to the mouthbreather, a dryhair is someone who chooses to use no hair product of any kind regardless of activity. The dryhair's hair is generally air dried, then styled (or most often parted) with a generic comb. Dryhair is usually accompanied by dockers khackis, rockport shoes, and on casual fridays, a hawaiian shirt.

Steve, the dryhair that sits across the hall from me asked, "have you ever not used stuff (hair product) in your hair"? I did not dignify him with an answer.

I overheard some dryhairs talking about an upcoming Avatar convention in our town. I will avoid that area.

by party4marty May 14, 2010

dryhump

To rub genital whith clothes on. Usually done by preteens who think thier bad

Ryan dryhumped his girlfriend

by Michael A Goodrich November 30, 2006