Dryhorning

What sexually frustrated Unicorns do in high school so they can claim to still be virgins

Sally's parents were out of town so she invited Eric over to their barn and after a few wine coolers, they engaged in some serious Dryhorning

by tommyharris60614 December 20, 2008

Dryerning

Verb;
The act of placing clothes in the dryer (for a time period usually not exceeding fifteen minutes), with the intention of releasing the wrinkles. This is most often done in the event that one is too lazy to iron.

"Dryerning my clothes saves me so much time and effort when getting ready to go out."

"Bro, can you get your shit out of the dryer? I have to dryern my clothes for work!"

by tryhard4 March 20, 2009

dryoning

Using a tumble dryer and hanging/folding your clothes while they're still warm so you don't have to iron them.
A portmanteau of "dryer" and "ironing".

1. I have just finished my dryoning.
2. I don't iron my clothes, I just dryon them.

by DodgySocket February 6, 2021