dryhump

To rub genital whith clothes on. Usually done by preteens who think thier bad

Ryan dryhumped his girlfriend

by Michael A Goodrich November 30, 2006

dryhump the CPA offer

Testing if an offer converts without setting up detailed keyword-level tracking

CPA Network Affiliate Manager: "Would you like me to place a tracking pixel for the offer?"

Publisher/Affiliate: "No that's ok, we'll just dryhump the CPA offer to see if it is at least breaking even"

by JosJ March 12, 2010

Dry hump

The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.

I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.

by amber February 13, 2004

Dry hump

To have sex, but with your clothes on, usually a male to a female. The male rubs his hard cock over a female's vagina. He humps her until she cums or he cums or both.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.

Tom: Hey, Mindy. Whatcha doing tonight?
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.

Later That Night

Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

dryhumpton

Dryhumpton commonly known as a dryhump is an act of two people humping each other while dressed with no actual naked genital to genital contact or penetration. This practique is usually but not necessarily used as foreplay.
As pleasant as it may be, if performed for too long whithou ejeculation it can result in blueballs.

A: Man i had this chick i met on Okcupid over last night.
B: Cool, did you get laid?
A: Nah, dude we did a dryhumpton though.
B: And how was it?
A: I thought was gonna cum buckets but i couldn’t, so she gave me a head after.
B: Good for you because she could’ve just left you blueballing.
A: Ugh, don’t even talk about it.

by Omar_420_terrorist March 30, 2014

Dry hump

to hump another while wearing clothing, mimicking sexual intercourse

I dry humped her last night, so maybe I'll get the real thing tonight!

by King Shit January 18, 2003

Dryhumphantly

A successfully date that ALMOST led to sex

My date with that Mormon girl went Dryhumphantly

by Doteman January 24, 2013