Dry Wank
The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.
Dry Wank by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009
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Dry Wank
2. The Art of being able to masturbate oneself to the point of orgasm but stop short of ejaculation.
Dry Wank by Rattyman1964 April 14, 2010
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Dry Wank • Dry Robe Wanker • Wank yourself dry • Drywanker • dry • dry wall • dry docking • Dry hump • Dry humping • dry dock
Wank yourself dry
When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.
Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry
Wank yourself dry by MassivefuckingLAD June 28, 2011
Dry Robe Wanker
A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.
Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”
“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”
*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”
*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
Dry Robe Wanker by Smatch November 23, 2024
Drywanker
A male that masturbates several times a week although he has not enjoyed it for years.
May be caused by a desperation to reconnect with his erotic self.
May be caused by a desperation to reconnect with his erotic self.
Otto, a man that refuses to see that he is a drywanker, cleaned up after his thousand straight session of the kind of masturbation that leaves him feel empty, frustrated and sad, the only kind he has known for years.
Drywanker by Midnight Man Dude January 4, 2011
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