The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.
"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"
by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009
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2. The Art of being able to masturbate oneself to the point of orgasm but stop short of ejaculation.
oh bother I can't find any tissues never mind I'll treat myself to a Dry Wank
by Rattyman1964 April 14, 2010
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To clean the pipes of ones pink oboe with no jazz score to hand.
I had a painfukl dry wank last week when the interent went down for a day; Rubbed my cock raw.
by Scurlage July 27, 2020
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when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out
anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim
by xjamos July 22, 2021
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