When your day is going so badly even the small things go wrong, like you can't even win an eBay auction for a used Breville sandwich toaster your luck runs so bad.
I Hump Day never fails to disspoint. Today it is another day of incessant party wall banging, and power tool usage from next door, AND I've been gazumped on a Breville at the 11th hour 🤦 ♀️
by Scurlage February 28, 2024
by Scurlage July 27, 2020
Eh Joe, do you think that redhead on the dancefloor will shag me if I ask ?
Phil mate, I fucked her last week, she has 'airplane knickers'.
Phil mate, I fucked her last week, she has 'airplane knickers'.
by Scurlage February 23, 2024
When something is beyond being simply crap, rubbish or even shit.
It then becomes Utter Shit, the absolute pinnacle of crappiness.
It then becomes Utter Shit, the absolute pinnacle of crappiness.
"Hi there Hywel, what do you think of the new Facebook user interface"
"The NEW Facebook user interface is utter UTTER SHIT. It's aimed at people who use phones and tablets and NOT people who use web browsers which can actually do context based browsing and not the stupid context less browsing that the phones are designed to do. It is SHIT of the brownest and smelliest... despite its stupid teletubby rounded button look."
"The NEW Facebook user interface is utter UTTER SHIT. It's aimed at people who use phones and tablets and NOT people who use web browsers which can actually do context based browsing and not the stupid context less browsing that the phones are designed to do. It is SHIT of the brownest and smelliest... despite its stupid teletubby rounded button look."
by Scurlage September 09, 2020