2 definitions by Scurlage

To clean the pipes of ones pink oboe with no jazz score to hand.
I had a painfukl dry wank last week when the interent went down for a day; Rubbed my cock raw.
by Scurlage July 27, 2020
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When something is beyond being simply crap, rubbish or even shit.
It then becomes Utter Shit, the absolute pinnacle of crappiness.
"Hi there Hywel, what do you think of the new Facebook user interface"

"The NEW Facebook user interface is utter UTTER SHIT. It's aimed at people who use phones and tablets and NOT people who use web browsers which can actually do context based browsing and not the stupid context less browsing that the phones are designed to do. It is SHIT of the brownest and smelliest... despite its stupid teletubby rounded button look."
by Scurlage September 9, 2020
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