The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.
"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"
A fake spoiler, said to confuse and tease someone that hasn't yet seen the film/tv show in question, the name coming from the character in the Lost franchise, and being by nature a ludicrous statement.
"you seen Seven Pounds yet..?"
"No, Don't tell me what] happens"
"OK, but
Hurley is gay"
Buy a
[Hurley] is gay
mug!
