Drunktired 

Being so tired, you begin to show all the symptoms of being drunk, such as:
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.

I'm drunktired. Help me up man, cause I want to see if I can buy a dolphin on ebay.

Drunktired by liddad July 1, 2011

drunk tired 

To be so tired you start to act as if you were drunk. Also refered to as DT.

"Dude....did you ever know that your my hero?"
"Go to bed dude, you're so drunk tired."

drunk tired by swage November 28, 2006

Drunktified 

To be justified in nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior due to the innate propensity to get shit faced.

I was drunktified in shitting on the neighbors lawn and knocking on their door during the party last night.

Drunktified by Kristen macon love cowell, III November 1, 2010

drunktardia 

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.

Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia

drunktardia by usa1ders July 6, 2015

Drunkture 

You have pulled up at a drunk cross road in life and you have two options, option (a) you keep drinking, option (b) you need recreation drugs to divert down the other road. It can be a confusing cross road, especially if the drugs are not available to the participants. Maybe questions may be asked but you may not get all the answers at the drunkture moment.

You may hear a random comment at a party like" Ok people this party has come to a drunkture, who's got'm or who's goin' get em??"

Drunkture by GootchBarRanch December 16, 2009

Drunktard 

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

Drunktard by Jacob May 7, 2005

drunktard 

A person that acts retarded when drunk.

That drunk guy is pissing on the cop car! What a drunktard!

drunktard by Kilopoo July 2, 2009